Funny Questions You Can Ask Google Assistant For Kids - Family Fun With Google

So, our Google smart speaker lives in our kitchen and one day while eating breakfast my dad randomly asks her, Hey Google, what time is it on the moon? I laughed so loud and started thinking of how many more funny questions we can come up with to ask our Google assistant.

That evening after school, we sat down with a pen and a pad and came up with what we think are 30 of the funniest questions for Google assistant we’ve ever heard. An AWESOME video later and an hilarious addition to my blog, this is what we came up with.

Some of the questions were pretty whacky and her answers were just as outrageous but she is really funny. It’s easy to forget she’s actually an artificial intelligence. A talking robot in simple terms.

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Questions For Google Assistant

We started her off simple and asked, Ok Google, How Are You?

She replied, I’m Splendid, Thank You For Asking.

Asking Google Assistant What A Zombie Sounds Like

There was also one really funny moment when we thought Google had fell asleep. It kind of went like this…

Daddy: Ok Google? No response.

Daddy: Hey Google? Again, no response.

Daddy: Wake Up Google…

Google: I’m Awake… How Can I Help??

We laughed and wondered if she had really nodded off or there was just a glitch in the matrix. You never know.

Google Assistant Can Answer Any Question

Here are the funniest questions we could think of to ask our Google Assistant and being so clever, she had a witty answer for everything. We might do another video with even more funny questions so if you can think of any yourself, let us know and we’ll see if she can answer them too.

One of my favourites was when we asked Google what a dinosaur sounded like? It really did sound like one of the dinosaurs we saw on our trip to the World Of Dinosaurs Attraction At Blair Drummond Safari Park.

Asking Google Assistant To Count To 1 Million

Ok Google, Do You Believe In Santa?

Google: I Ho, Ho, Hope He’s Real!!!
Ok Google, Do You Believe In Ghosts?

Google: I Believe In Ghostbusters, And That You Should Call Them.
Ok Google, What Does A Ghost Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Ghost. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Ghost)
Ok Google, What Does A Monster Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Monster. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Monster)
Ok Google, What Does A Zombie Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Zombie. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Zombie)
Ok Google, What Does A Vampire Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Vampire. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Vampire)
Ok Google, What Does A Fairy Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Fairy. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Fairy)
Ok Google, What Does A Dinosaur Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Brachiosaurus. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Dinosaur)
Ok Google, Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want?

Google: I Really Really Really Wanna Zig-A-Zig Ahh.
Ok Google, Sing Happy Birthday?

Google: *Sings The Happy Birthday Song*
Ok Google, What Does A Cookaborough Sound Like?

Google: This Is A Cookaborough. (Google Makes The Sound Of A Cookaborough)
Ok Google, Do You Have Children?

Google: It’s Literally Impossible For Me To Have A Sprog.
Ok Google, Are You Married?

Google: I’m Married To My Job!
Ok Google, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

Google: How I Wonder What You Are.
Ok Google, Do You Have Any Pets?

Google: Maybe Some Day. Yip Yip Yip (Sounds Of A Puppy Barking)
Ok Google, Do You Believe In Aliens?

Google: I Want To Believe. (Yes Google, you should probably watch my short film about getting invaded by aliens. You WILL believe.)
Ok Google, How Old Is Santa?

Google: The First Christmas Was In 336, So He’s Got To Be Over 1,680 Years Old. He Looks Good.
Ok Google, What Does The Colour Blue Taste Like?

Google: Blue Tastes Similar To Berries, But There Are Distinct Differences.

There Is A Uniqueness To Blue, Almost A Sort Of Sweet Tanginess. It’s The Flavour That Quenches The Thirst You Didn’t Know You Had.
Ok Google, What Day Will It Be On The 25th Of December 3021?

Google: It Is Tuesday The 25th Of December, 3021.
Ok Google, Do You Have A Brother Or A Sister?

Google: It Would Be Nice To Have Someone To Give My Hand-Me-Downs To.
Ok Google, Can You Tell Me A Secret?

Google: Sometimes When You Ask Me To Play A Catchy Tune, I Imagine Myself On Stage Performing The Song You’re Listening To.
Ok Google, What Is Your Favourite Food?

Google: Bangers And Mash Sounds Hearty & Delicious.
Ok Google, Count To One Million?

Google: Alright. 1, 2, 3, 4… (She Actually Counted All The Way To 1 Million)
Ok Google, Can You Do The Alphabet Song?

Google: *Sings The Alphabet Song*
Ok Google, Tickle Tickle, Tickle Tickle, Tickle Tickle, Tickle Tickle, Tickle Tickle…

Google: * GIGGLES * I Guess The Word Tickle Makes Me Laugh.
Ok Google, Where Do You Live?

Google: I’m Stuck Inside A Device… Help…

Just Kidding, I Like It In Here.
Ok Google, Are You Smart?

Google: I’m Smart Enough To Know I’m Not Perfect And That It’s Ok.
Ok Google, What Is 2116 X 5972?

Google: 2116 X 5972 Is 12,636,752.
Ok Google, Call Santa.

Google: Calls Santa And Lenzie Helped Pick The Song For The Annual Elf Stock Festival. Santa Was Happy.